the one who turns fiber into yarn and yarn into the very weave of the universe, the warp and weft of fate and destiny. I associate the Weaver with spiders and webs as well. Lately, the name I’ve been invoking for Mistress of the Web is Garcia.

Do you watch Criminal Minds? We’re wandering into chaos magic territory again, ironically. Garcia is an information specialist, hacker, and essentially oracle for the team. Because it’s TV, she has access to an amazing depth and breadth of information, which she sorts and analyzes to find the killer needle in the haystack.

You see why she’s so perfect a name, right?